If walls could talk what would they say? They have seen so many faces...

Now I know I'm only young and as friends have told me 'young, wild and free' at University. University where there seems to be this obscene sex culture; going out getting smashed and having one night stands with people they can't even remember the name of, probably in some dirty (mixed) club toilet (yes, mixed toilets, probably the worst idea any club owner has ever had, it just calls for trouble and absolute GRIM occurrences). 

Now don't get me wrong I'm not insulting 90% of the university population, because I too thought "yes, University, I'm going to be a top slut and pull a number of absolute beauties!" I quickly changed my mind when I found out 'absolute beauties' are in short supply, or they're just midgets (fucking annoying when you're tall as it is but love wearing crazily high heels). Even my Manager at work said he was disappointed in how little of an actual 'slut' I've been. Apparently I'm not doing Uni 'properly'. I should be bed hopping absolute mingers, who cares if they're a 4/10 (with beer goggles) it's UNIIII! (and when a boy says he wants to go for 'cuddles' just don't be naive enough to believe any boy just wants to 'cuddle'). It's what's supposed to happen and is what does happen. But I just physically cannot bring myself to do it. 

It's not hard for me to avoid it though, I never get chatted up when I'm out anyway (and before you think it no, I am not in anyway shape or form a 'minger' haha), which is annoying when you feel 'forever alone' and all you want is a cute, loving boyfriend. HAHA the irony of saying this, when you've just been bitching to your best friend how men are just absolute twats. 

 see, not a minger ;)

But yes, even being at University, I've found myself thinking the unthinkable, I want a Boyfriend. Even resorted to a bit of PoF (Plenty of Fish, for those of you who wouldn't dream of going on a dating website). But I don't take it seriously, I never look for people or even message anyone, pointless I know. 

I'm just so damn picky, terrible downfall of mine! That's probably why I don't get approached when I'm out, I just get creatures feeling my arse as I walk by, or shouting stupid comments at me. Yes I know I'm beautiful, too beautiful for your ugly mug mate. (I swear I'm not big headed!)

Where are all the nice boys hiding? 

Although I did meet a potential when I was on holiday, you could maybe even say 'love at first sight'. Shame he lives a 5 hour coach journey away (Fml).

But like I've been told, I'm still only young and have my whole life ahead of me to find someone worth spending time with. I certainly won't be kissing any frogs in the meantime though!

x Glost x